Web Site Terms and Conditions of Use
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2. Use License
You are heretoforthwidth licensed and sanctioned to use, abuse, feed upon, distribute or share the damn content here in any way you like. Feel free to edit or repurpose as suits your needs.
The content here is dangerously clear and is provided “as is”. I make no warranties whatsoever, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaim and negate all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Because f*ck those kind of warranties and conditions.
Further, I also want to take this opportunity to make the following crystal clear:
I do not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of anything I publish here. Because I just make it all up. It’s all make-believe. Even this document right here. Because we live in a matrix, and the Powers that Be are really just different iterations of our own self. So who is even reading this?
If you bring a frivolous lawsuit, I will probably win in court. But that’s just a statistical probability, because I’ve never lost in court. It’s possible a case like that could win. At least in theory. I don’t know really. I don’t believe justice always prevails in our court system. Sometimes the bad actors win. But I’m willing to press on and trust that there’s no one interested in what I publish on my personal website who would ever find cause to sue me or seek restoration because of anything I publish here.
5. Revisions and Errata
I do receive the emails from those of you who find grammar to be a very interesting topic. I love language and play with it like paint sometimes. I also occasionally publish a typo or two. It’s not on purpose. I have it on good authority that it’ll be ok.
I make no claims of accuracy or sticktoitiveness within the construct of any individual being’s or any group of individual beings’ field of awareness and understanding.
I will also correct typos as soon as I can, but I make no guarantees as to when. Oh, and I do not reply to grammar- and typo-related emails, except on the rare occasion when I get the impression that hilarity may ensue.
When I publish a link to another website, sometimes the website will change later. Or sometimes the page gets redirected somewhere else. It’s the internet. I don’t have control over other people’s websites.
I have no responsibility for the content on any such linked site. The inclusion of a link does not imply any partnership or a personal endorsement of the website itself or the company that hosts it.
8. Governing Law
Since I am off grid and nomadic, any claim relating to this website shall be governed by the laws of the nation, state or province of my choosing, based on accessibility, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.